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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Jan 6, 2005 13:38:17 GMT -6
A GE lightbulb that Galadriel bought half price near the Gap of Rohan. Why isn't there a "nose" of Sauron?
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Post by Bardukan on Jan 7, 2005 0:01:26 GMT -6
His legions of orcs do not smell very good.
Why did Sauron like Shelob?
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Post by The Restless Shadow on Apr 20, 2005 12:25:13 GMT -6
Because Shelob knew where to find all of the Hot Clubs in Mordor ;D
How did Legolas' quiver always stay filled?
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Apr 20, 2005 19:36:09 GMT -6
He had a mass of arrow-making ants packed away in his quiver. Why is Gollum always so pale?
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Post by Bardukan on Apr 20, 2005 20:18:33 GMT -6
Every week, he takes a bath in white paint.
Why is it that all Hobbits have a love for things that grow?
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Post by Leggy on Apr 21, 2005 16:14:24 GMT -6
the trees give them money
why were only three rings given to the elves?
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Apr 21, 2005 17:42:10 GMT -6
They ARE the Three Musketeers after all. lol If Sam had never been a gardener, what OTHER favorite hobby would he have?
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Post by The Restless Shadow on Apr 21, 2005 17:52:58 GMT -6
Exotic Dancing Where that came from...I don't want to know,lol (I think I got bit by the randomness bug) Why did Saruman paint Orthanc Green?
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Post by Bardukan on Apr 22, 2005 17:04:16 GMT -6
If he disguised it as a tree, then maybe the ents wouldn't have noticed him.
Why was Denethor so upset with Faramir?
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Post by Leggy on Apr 22, 2005 22:20:06 GMT -6
Faramir stole his underwear
hahahaha
How come Saruman wore white?
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Post by The Restless Shadow on Apr 23, 2005 7:36:59 GMT -6
Because it made him look slimmer then grey would have ;D
Why did Sam fight Shelob?
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Post by ShadowKeeper on Apr 23, 2005 8:08:28 GMT -6
Because she stole his taters! Why does Faramir always look like he is going to cry?
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Post by Leggy on Apr 23, 2005 9:17:20 GMT -6
he has an eye problem
how come gimli and legolas are friends?
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Apr 23, 2005 21:37:30 GMT -6
Legolas reaches all the high stuff in the pantry for Gimli, and Gimli repays him by teaching Legolas how to do a REAL braid! *ducks as all the rabid fan girls throw tomatoes and other messy things at Nienna* ;D Why is there no Dominos in Middle-earth?
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Post by Bardukan on Apr 28, 2005 2:02:51 GMT -6
Think about it. If there were Dominos in middle earth, then the eagles would have been put to work as delivery staff and wouldn't have had the time to help save Frodo and Sam from Mt. Doom as they were carrying pizza to the far reaches of Middle Earth.
:lol:
Why didn't Gollum suggest bringing waders with them on the trip though the Dead Marshes?
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