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Post by Faramir on Nov 6, 2010 15:18:21 GMT -6
And that wasn't the half of it. Saruman suggested, as to win votes for the next White Council, that he would try to enlist a very unsuspecting hobbit by the name of Rosie Cotton! Yes, nobody would suspect her...which obviously made her the perfect double agent! The female hobbit decided, supprisingly, to join forces with the White Wizard. After she left Hobbiton, cloaked in black, she rode quickly to Orthanc. That's all he told Sauron when Rosie just showed up at the door. But that's enough, considering how much he knows Sauron hates long stories. Rosie's first order, and her only responsibilty, was to infiltrate the ranks using stealth and her wits. It was risky business, but for some, extremely exciting. Rosie delt with it by first taking the drastic measure of getting rid of her favorite curious little Hobbit, Sam. It wasn't too big a problem. All she wanted him for was the food. Sam was supprisingly dim-witted when she put some arsenic in his taters, it worked like a charm. He keeled right over so quickly that it barely left enough time for hiding the body! Sauron was very pleased, to say the least. He was so happy that he promoted to main glass cleaner in the whole fortress! It wasn't a huge job, but it was better then she had been doing for the past three years. If she messed this up on this, well then...she'd almost convinced Sauron to let go, but than Pippin opened his mouth and squealed about that whole incident with the Nazgul and the dress. A wedding dress. Best left forgotten. Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing.
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Post by The Restless Shadow on Nov 6, 2010 20:21:08 GMT -6
I'm posting the whole story, just since I was interested in it Ya'll can just do the most recent chunk of it again...I just wanted to do this (and mind you that this is the second story, the first half of the thread was a whole other story entirely!) ---------- Frodo was walking when suddenly a fat troll appeared and picked him up and threw him on stage. Frodo stood helplessly, with the spotlights searing his eyeballs, and the disco ball dangling precariously above his head about to fall, he wondered why everyone hated him. When he realized this, he cried "Don't Phunk with da Hobbit, dude!" The head orc laughed at Frodo while another told him a joke about pink post-its flying over the tower of Isengard! Frodo just stared blankly at the crowd who threw tomatoes at his face and made fun of his face. Frodo cried when...well, anything happened! To make him not run away to his mommy, which he always ends up doing, just cause he's daft, the orc poked him in stomach. Frodo screamed "I WANT MOMMY!!!!!!!" The orc slapped Frodo upside his head and ranted "Shut up dipstick!!" Sam watched Frodo, and just laughed . "And people think I'm a baby!" Pippin agreed with Arwen, who said "Frodo needs to take a chillpill." Frodo just watched, sobbing quietly to Sam who looked rather uncomfortable actually. Without him noticing, he signaled Gandalf, who brought tranquilizers, to blast Frodo senseless. Gandalf's fireworks, though being colorfull, scared poor Sam into the fetal position until midnight. The next morning Sam looked outside, and saw Pippin swimming in the Mirror of Galadriel. Horrified, he told him to get out or risk her turning Blue! Pippin leapt out, but it was too late, for Galadriel had already spotted him. Running away with haste, Galadriel still caught and tackled him, beating him senseless. Gandalf just muttered something about stupid-minded Pippin. On the thought, Gandalf couldn't help but be reminded of that one time in Vegas where he and Saruman gambled away a palantir with their savings. And you know Sauron was not pleased, to say the least. Even the Witch-King, who usually doesn't like to gamble, threw the dice! But at least he didn't lose as much as what a palantir is worth. Sauron was obviously less than thrilled when he found out. But what he was REALLY mad about was when that stupid little idiot decided to convice him to buy Walmart stock. I mean seriously? And that wasn't the half of it. Saruman suggested, as to win votes for the next White Council, that he would try to enlist a very unsuspecting hobbit by the name of Rosie Cotton! Yes, nobody would suspect her...which obviously made her the perfect double agent! The female hobbit decided, supprisingly, to join forces with the White Wizard. After she left Hobbiton, cloaked in black, she rode quickly to Orthanc. That's all he told Sauron when Rosie just showed up at the door. But that's enough, considering how much he knows Sauron hates long stories. Rosie's first order, and her only responsibilty, was to infiltrate the ranks using stealth and her wits. It was risky business, but for some, extremely exciting. Rosie delt with it by first taking the drastic measure of getting rid of her favorite curious little Hobbit, Sam. It wasn't too big a problem. All she wanted him for was the food. Sam was supprisingly dim-witted when she put some arsenic in his taters, it worked like a charm. He keeled right over so quickly that it barely left enough time for hiding the body! Sauron was very pleased, to say the least. He was so happy that he promoted to main glass cleaner in the whole fortress! It wasn't a huge job, but it was better then she had been doing for the past three years. If she messed this up on this, well then...she'd almost convinced Sauron to let go, but than Pippin opened his mouth and squealed about that whole incident with the Nazgul and the dress. A wedding dress. Best left forgotten. Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Dec 23, 2011 22:04:03 GMT -6
Frodo was walking when suddenly a fat troll appeared and picked him up and threw him on stage. Frodo stood helplessly, with the spotlights searing his eyeballs, and the disco ball dangling precariously above his head about to fall, he wondered why everyone hated him. When he realized this, he cried "Don't Phunk with da Hobbit, dude!" The head orc laughed at Frodo while another told him a joke about pink post-its flying over the tower of Isengard! Frodo just stared blankly at the crowd who threw tomatoes at his face and made fun of his face. Frodo cried when...well, anything happened! To make him not run away to his mommy, which he always ends up doing, just cause he's daft, the orc poked him in stomach. Frodo screamed "I WANT MOMMY!!!!!!!" The orc slapped Frodo upside his head and ranted "Shut up dipstick!!"
Sam watched Frodo, and just laughed . "And people think I'm a baby!" Pippin agreed with Arwen, who said "Frodo needs to take a chillpill." Frodo just watched, sobbing quietly to Sam who looked rather uncomfortable actually. Without him noticing, he signaled Gandalf, who brought tranquilizers, to blast Frodo senseless. Gandalf's fireworks, though being colorfull, scared poor Sam into the fetal position until midnight.
The next morning Sam looked outside, and saw Pippin swimming in the Mirror of Galadriel. Horrified, he told him to get out or risk her turning Blue! Pippin leapt out, but it was too late, for Galadriel had already spotted him. Running away with haste, Galadriel still caught and tackled him, beating him senseless. Gandalf just muttered something about stupid-minded Pippin. On the thought, Gandalf couldn't help but be reminded of that one time in Vegas where he and Saruman gambled away a palantir with their savings. And you know Sauron was not pleased, to say the least. Even the Witch-King, who usually doesn't like to gamble, threw the dice! But at least he didn't lose as much as what a palantir is worth. Sauron was obviously less than thrilled when he found out. But what he was REALLY mad about was when that stupid little idiot decided to convice him to buy Walmart stock. I mean seriously?
And that wasn't the half of it. Saruman suggested, as to win votes for the next White Council, that he would try to enlist a very unsuspecting hobbit by the name of Rosie Cotton! Yes, nobody would suspect her...which obviously made her the perfect double agent! The female hobbit decided, supprisingly, to join forces with the White Wizard. After she left Hobbiton, cloaked in black, she rode quickly to Orthanc. That's all he told Sauron when Rosie just showed up at the door. But that's enough, considering how much he knows Sauron hates long stories. Rosie's first order, and her only responsibilty, was to infiltrate the ranks using stealth and her wits. It was risky business, but for some, extremely exciting. Rosie delt with it by first taking the drastic measure of getting rid of her favorite curious little Hobbit, Sam. It wasn't too big a problem. All she wanted him for was the food. Sam was supprisingly dim-witted when she put some arsenic in his taters, it worked like a charm. He keeled right over so quickly that it barely left enough time for hiding the body! Sauron was very pleased, to say the least. He was so happy that he promoted to main glass cleaner in the whole fortress! It wasn't a huge job, but it was better then she had been doing for the past three years. If she messed this up on this, well then...she'd almost convinced Sauron to let go, but than Pippin opened his mouth and squealed about that whole incident with the Nazgul and the dress. A wedding dress. Best left forgotten. Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she
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Post by The Restless Shadow on Dec 24, 2011 13:48:58 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Dec 25, 2011 17:36:56 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a
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Post by The Restless Shadow on Dec 26, 2011 11:47:02 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Dec 26, 2011 23:18:54 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands, in their place
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Post by The Restless Shadow on Dec 27, 2011 0:29:54 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands, in their place was the oddest
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Jan 1, 2012 21:40:55 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands, in their place was the oddest looking things imaginable.
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Post by The Restless Shadow on Jan 2, 2012 1:01:47 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands, in their place was the oddest looking things imaginable. Two small metal
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Post by Faramir on Jan 12, 2012 13:35:31 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands, in their place was the oddest looking things imaginable. Two small metal whisks, like a
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Jan 12, 2012 17:32:34 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands, in their place was the oddest looking things imaginable. Two small metal whisks, like a blender! Rosie wasn't
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Post by Faramir on Jan 12, 2012 23:15:33 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands, in their place was the oddest looking things imaginable. Two small metal whisks, like a blender! Rosie wasn't as shocked as
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Jan 13, 2012 9:48:37 GMT -6
Sauron went CRAZY, for some reason, but didn't kill the wayward Ringwraith, which shocked Rosie. But then again, Sauron is dangerous, but he's not carrying a death note from the only person he knew would have his baby! That was a twist nobody saw coming. She kept it a secret for the longest time, but no one can possibly know what Rosie was thinking...well, how could anyone guess she had such a deep, dark secret! About a week into the pregnancy, she discovered the most unusual thing...the baby seemed stranger than she originally had expected. Instead of a set of hands, in their place was the oddest looking things imaginable. Two small metal whisks, like a blender! Rosie wasn't as shocked as you'd think she
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