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Post by Lady Lily on Dec 23, 2006 11:45:32 GMT -6
You thought we couldn't get much worse, until you look in the Gathering Awards board and see that we're giving out awards for people eating the admin and for avatars that talk about crazy hoppits.
You realize that we don't say hobbits... we say hoppits.
Then you notice that we not only say hoppits, we use things called hoppit choppers.
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Post by Lady Elianna Tar-Minyatur on Dec 23, 2006 14:11:00 GMT -6
You see and actually don't do this: #banghead_smilie#, #sneakoff_smilie# or #blowup0mg# . Instead, you do a lot of #tabledancing_smilie# #tabledancing_smilie# #tabledancing_smilie# and settle down with a nice hot #Niennas_smilie# . ((hahaha sis that's awesome  )) You spot things like that especially in the Admin Haven, because the admins are meaner and crazier than everyone else.... You realize that the competition for the weird awards around here are fierce, because everyone wants to be known as 'Inventor of the Best Recipie EVER To Include Sauteed Eli"... You realize that no one but Elianna, Linwelos, and Galuwen actually remember WHY we started calling them hoppits or when the hoppit chopper came about (or what it looks like).... and you realize no one really cares, because hoppit chopper is such a fun thing to say. Who cares what it is? |
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Post by Lady Lily on Dec 23, 2006 14:26:21 GMT -6
You figure out that the only person on this site who thought the hoppit chopper looked like a pooper scooper was Lily
Then everyone decided it looked like a pooper scooper because it just sounded funny.
When things sound funny to one person, they sound funny to the rest... because that's just how it works around The Gathering.
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Dec 23, 2006 21:53:12 GMT -6
You know WHY we all feel bad for the poor horsie, and laugh at the coke truck. ;D Roasting and toasting Eli to a crisp is more than just a hobby...it's our LIVES!!!! ;D Memories of the giant elmo and the house help me to fall asleep at night. |
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Post by Lady Elianna Tar-Minyatur on Dec 24, 2006 23:57:16 GMT -6
You realize that once Lily decided it was a pooper scooper, when it was actually SUPPOSED to be a katana, Eli decided to make it a yellow pooper scooper to spite her sister ;D You find out that the admins have inherent fears of different colors.... like yellow... and pink... and orange... and we don't really remember what Steven's afraid of lol... Speaking of Steven.... you know who Shelly is ;D |
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Dec 25, 2006 10:03:31 GMT -6
You find out that the admins have inherent fears of different colors.... like yellow... and pink... and orange... and we don't really remember what Steven's afraid of lol... It's sad that the world's come to this. Dictatorships ruled by colors... Speaking of Steven.... you know who Shelly is ;D Yes, we know WHO she is, but does anyone really know WHAT she is??? |
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Post by Lady Elianna Tar-Minyatur on Dec 28, 2006 20:38:23 GMT -6
..... we know she is the stuff nightmares are made of. More technically, she is Steven's cheerleading girlfriend that I dreamed about the first night he and I talked over the phone... I told him his voice did scary things to my brain lol. Anyways... long story short, she didn't like that we were friends, so she tried to kill me by shoving her pom pom down my throat, and when that didn't work, drowing me in bubble-gum-flavored lip gloss. She is a blonde, curly-headed, sadistic cheerleading CREEPER who is out to eat me >.< .... lmao I really do sound crazy now |
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Dec 29, 2006 9:32:08 GMT -6
Actually, I was thinking that maybe Shelly was someone not of this world...but your version works too!! ;D Bubble-gum-flavored lip gloss...pom-poms?? Steven, you really must learn to control your cheerleading girlfriend! And you do NOT sound crazy. You'd think it was the first time anyone ever proposed to eat you. Shame on you for such a blasphemous thought! I'm hungry right now. Being sick for a week certainly has done wonders for my appatite... |
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Post by Lady Elianna Tar-Minyatur on Dec 30, 2006 19:39:03 GMT -6
.... you fear when your sister uses the word 'appetite' because you know EXACTLY what thought process follows that one... Namely your own capture, preparation, and subsequent consumption  |
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Dec 30, 2006 21:00:37 GMT -6
...you're very pleased that your sister can "read between the lines" and know exactly what I mean when I tell her how hungry I've become after my long fast. ;D (And I'm STILL hungry!!!  ) ...you watch movies and when they say certain dialogue, you want to laugh until tears come to your eyes because it so reminds you of good times spent here: "Po - ta -toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! (and repeat x6) "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" "What did you say?" "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard! Gard! Gard! Gard! Gard!" ;D |
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Post by Lady Lily on Jan 1, 2007 0:02:04 GMT -6
You never get sick of the Potatoe and Isengard songs, because they're just too hilarious to get sick of.
You notice that everyone suddenly grins and nods their head at the above statement and then burst into a large chorus of "Gard Gard Guh-Gard Gard"
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Post by Lady Elianna Tar-Minyatur on Jan 1, 2007 22:44:11 GMT -6
You notice that they were ALREADY in a chorus of 'Gard gard gard gard' because they were having a TTT marathon.... so it's just a chorus on repeat.
You also noticed that no one seems to think it odd when you burst out yelling 'I sleep and poop, I don't wear pants, no shoes on my feeeeeet!', because the Guinea Pig Song is as popular as any of the LotR parodies around here....
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Jan 1, 2007 23:06:10 GMT -6
How about "You know that you haven't had ENOUGH GotE" when you actually forget momentarily what Eli is talking about when she says 'I sleep and poop, I don't wear pants, no shoes on my feeeeeet!' (or maybe I'm just tired ) You should be in bed...but you're still lingering...for what? I have no idea... Oh geez...I'm getting bad again...this really IS college revisted!!!! |
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Post by Lady Elianna Tar-Minyatur on Jan 5, 2007 13:02:52 GMT -6
You know there is nothing going on, and you come anyways haha...
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Post by Nienna Greenleaf of Mirkwood on Jan 5, 2007 22:23:58 GMT -6
Loyal to the end!!! *shakes fist in the air*
Shares ideas and insanities with friends on GotE more often than in "real life"?
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